In case you guys didn't catch it, the promotion list for October 1 is out. Chances are, whether you're still in or not, you found out about it through everyone who did get picked up posting their promotion on Facebook - like I did.
There's nothing wrong with that. My hats off to everyone who made it. Maybe I'm just salty because I got out of the Army five years ago and I'm seeing folks I served with get E-7. I mean, a lot has happened since the last time I got roaring drunk in Germany with them or did stupid sh*t together to pass the time in Afghanistan, but they still made it?
Just imagine where I could have been if I stayed in. My money is on alcoholic S6 NCOIC on his third divorce with a general hatred for everyone and everything. That seems about right.
In all seriousness, congratulations everyone who made the list - make Uncle Sam proud he gave you those stripes. Anyways, here are some memes.
(Meme via Call for Fire)
It's funny because the regions are actually based off of actual locations and most soldiers never picked up on that.
Atropia is Azerbaijan, Limaria is Armenia, Gorgas is Georgia, Ariana is Iran, and Donovia is Russia... Just by the way.