It looks like everyone got promoted this month except for you. Tough break. Better luck next year.
But don't worry, you'll probably still get all of the new responsibilities as if you were promoted — just with none of the pay. And you'll probably take over the old responsibilities of that douchebag that did get promoted instead of you because life sucks like that.
Oh well, maybe these memes will cheer you up. If not, there's always booze.
(Meme via Military Memes)
Anyone who's ever looked at a French history book knows that Phillipe Petain really was the outlier.
And most French people hate him. Not just for surrendering and creating the puppet state of Vichy France, but because he's the sole reason why French military might is forever mocked.
(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)
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