Scout Snipers are some of the most elite warfighters on the planet. Often serving a unit's personal team of spy-assassins, they're trained to be self-sufficient, resilient, and deadly silent.
Whether they're sent to collect intelligence or precisely remove specific members of a certain population, you won't know they're there until it's far too late. But snipers don't have the ability to teleport to a vantage point (not yet, at least) — they have to get there somehow. That's where stalking comes in.
It's their way of getting from point A to point B while avoiding detection by the enemy on which they prey (hence the term 'stalking'), and it can put them in some really uncomfortable situations.
Here are some of the worst things you can stalk through as a sniper.
1. Your poop
When you need to go, you need to go. When you're a sniper, there isn't always time to dig a hole or find some nice spot to drop your payload. Sometimes, you just have to drop your trousers and go.
But, when you inevitably find yourself stalking through that same place a week or so later, you may forget about it for just long enough to realize you're crawling right through it.
Maybe write down the map coordinates so you know not to go through there. (U.S. Marine Corps photo by Sgt. Ricky S. Gomez)
2. Someone else's poop
Hopefully, you're stalking through someplace that offers plenty of concealment. Unfortunately, if it's a good place for sneakin', someone else may have been there before you. That someone, maybe an enemy, maybe a friend, might have felt the undying urge to let it go right then and there.
Again, you probably won't even know it's there until you're laying directly on top of it.
And this is the face you'll make when you realize what's happened. (U.S. Marine Corps photo by MCIPAC Combat Camera Lance Cpl. Juan C. Bustos)
3. Fire ants
Snipers are fearless and they feel no pain. But it's still unpleasant to find a good spot to take a shot at your target and realize you've become one yourself — to a colony of angry fire ants.
They're probably pissed that you just destroyed the mound they've been working on all day and now they have to rebuild — but they'll probably sting you first.
4. Frozen streams or ponds
When you find yourself stalking to a vantage point, depending on where you are in the world, there might be some bodies of water between you and your destination. So, it makes a lot of sense that you might have to go through the water to get to your objective.
Just make sure you have a dry set of clothes ready before you leave so you can immediately change when you come back... whenever that may be.
Any clime and place, right? (U.S. Marine Corps photo by Sgt. Isaac Ibarra)