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6 dumb things veterans lie about on the internet

When you hide behind a keyboard and computer screen, it's easy to lie about who you are or what you've done. Almost anyone can go on the internet and say they've done this, that, and the other thing — and the veteran community is just as guilty of this.


There are shameless veterans everywhere who will go on the comments section and start shooting off lies faster than a GAU-8 Avenger dispenses 30mm rounds.

But honest veterans everywhere know the truth because they've been there and they know which lies are the most common.

Related: 6 funny things most infantrymen lie about

1. Their occupational specialty

This one is just plain stupid. If you're proud of your service, there's absolutely no reason to lie about what you did while you were in. Everyone plays a part in the big picture, so nothing you did is better or worse than what someone else did. Maybe you didn't go to combat — so what? Take pride in the fact that you helped others prepare for it.

There's no way everyone was a special operator, right? (U.S. Air Force Photo by Tech. Sgt. Gregory Brook)

2. What they did "in-country"

No matter when or where troops are deployed, there tons of POGs out there who never see direct combat. For whatever reason, these veterans will lie to make their deployment sound like a Call of Duty mission. Maybe they feel ashamed. Or maybe they want to seem cool  because they have that Afghanistan Campaign Medal on their chest but not a Combat Action Ribbon.

Who knows?

They'll probably exaggerate a real situation with unrealistic details. (Activision's Call of Duty: Ghosts)

3. How badass they are at shooting/fighting

If someone really is a great shooter, they'll have proof. Someone who made rifle expert will have the badge to prove it and those who are just really good shots will have pictures of their targets.

But veterans who were always garbage on the rifle range will not only lie about their skill but, when cornered, they'll throw out excuses for why they didn't do well on the range.

Your friends will know when they take you to a range. (CNN)

4. That time they were with Special Forces

POGs will read this and go, "but I was with Special Forces," conveniently leaving out the fact that they were administrative specialists who just made sure the operators got paid on time. Chances are, they didn't spend much time — if any — sleeping outside or eating MREs.

Yeah, you probably don't operate...

5. Accomplishments

Veterans who are insecure about their service will do everything mentioned above and then go on to say that they did a ton of other things. They'll tell you about that one time they rescued a cat out of a tree or saved an Afghan child from a whole squad of Taliban while carrying their best friend on their back.

They'll tell you Medal of Honor-worthy stories, but what they won't tell you is that the cat was in the Patrol Base and their platoon commander ordered them to get it out — or that they couldn't carry the wounded the whole way and the child was never there.

Everyone will know, and you'll just look stupid.

Also read: 5 questions you can use to challenge stolen valor dirtbags

6. How they handled the 'peanut butter' shot

Some veterans will go on the internet and make it seem like it was an easy day after they got the infamous peanut butter shot. But every other veteran knows damn-well they couldn't sit down or walk properly because they were in so much pain.

Yeah, you didn't just walk away from that peanut butter shot...

*Bonus* How much free time they had

Some veterans like to go online and claim that they were always "in the sh*t," but everyone knows they had a ton of free time.

They probably spent an unholy amount of time watching adult films, playing video games, or playing cards with their buddies.

Chances are, this is what a good portion of your deployment looked like. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Ash Severe)

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