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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

Former Secretary of Defense, retired general, and Patron Saint of Chaos James Mattis has announced that he will be publishing an autobiography called Call Sign Chaos: Learning to Lead. It’s said to cover him coming to terms with leadership learned throughout his military career starting from his days as a young Marine lieutenant to four-star general in charge of CENTCOM.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m freaking pumped. Yes, I’d love to know the nitty-gritty of commanding a quarter million troops, but I want to know about his lesser-known butter bar years leading a weapons platoon. Because let’s be honest, that’s where the seeds of his leadership style really grew.

He probably made mistakes and got chewed out for it. He slipped up and got mocked by the lower enlisted. He would have had to ask for advice and eventually grow into one of the smartest minds Uncle Sam has seen in a long time. Even the Warrior Monk himself may have been that nosy LT who needed to be whipped into shape by the platoon sergeant, and that’s kind of motivating in its own way. Yeah, you may f*ck up once in a while, but not even Chaos Actual was a born leader. He had to learn it.

Just think. There’s an old salty devil dog out there somewhere who’s responsible for knife-handing the boot-tenant out of Mattis. And he’s the real hero of this story.


While we wait for the one book that will actually get Jarheads to read for fun on June 16th, here’s some memes.

The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

(Meme via Disgruntled Decks)

Fun fact: The Department of Energy renamed natural gas “freedom gas” in a memo. You know what that means, boys… 

And no. That’s an actual thing and not from The Onion.

The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

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