With the first of the month comes a whole new promotions list across the board. To each and every one of you who made it, bravo zulu. You’re going to take the next step in your career. May your slight increase in pay help soothe over the mountain of sh*t that comes with the added responsibility.
And let’s be honest. When you’re the lowest guy on the totem pole, it seems like it sucks, but there’s nothing really demanded of you — outside of performing your assigned duties, cleaning the company area, and keeping out of trouble that is. No one is calling you into the MP station at 0300 on a Sunday night because someone you assumed was an adult did something you never thought to add to a safety brief. No one bothers seriously chewing your ass out for something someone else did.
So if you didn’t get promoted today, don’t sweat it. It could be worse. Regardless, one thing’s for sure: the memes have arrived.
(Meme via Broken and Unreadable)
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(Meme via Coast Guard Memes)
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(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)
(Meme via Do You Even Comm, Bro?)
(Meme via Valhalla Wear)
(Meme via Army as F*ck)
(Meme via Untied Status Marin Crops)
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(Meme via Pop Smoke)
(Meme via Air Force amn/nco/snco)