Shake off that hangover from the four-day weekend, everyone. There’s a normal weekend coming up and we can’t just neglect these parties because last week’s were too epic.
Slam a case of Rip-Its, get some giggles from these military memes, and treat your safety brief like a To-Do list.
1. Play that funky music, white boy (via Funker530).
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2. Might keep the other branches from knowing what you’re eating …
(via Weapons of Meme Destruction)
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3. Everyone wants to be an operator until it’s time to do trauma surgery (via Weapons of Meme Destruction).
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4. Bet she gets selected for all the good details. And the bad ones.
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5. Oooh, if they get really mad, they’ll start comparing commissioning dates (via Why I’m Not Re-enlisting).
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6. One is a surgeon, the other a butcher (via Valhalla Wear).
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7. Doesn’t matter which branch you join (via Decelerate Your Life).
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8. Upon further reflection, maybe too few recruits isn’t the worst problem (via ASMDSS).
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9. For that much money, I’ll become a pilot (via Air Force amn/nco/snco).
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10. No one will know (via Shit my LPO says).
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11. Oh, you thought you might see your family before you leave for a year or more?
(via Decelerate Your Life)
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12. The difference between “sick call” and “calling in sick” is wider than most civilians think (via Why I’m Not Re-enlisting).
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13. Powerpoint Ranger, Powerpoint Ranger, where have you been?
(via Military World)
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