We started with a shutdown, some of us went to furlough, but we were all once again volunteers.
Now there’s nothing to worry about…
…except nuclear armageddon, an unending war, and Chelsea Manning running for Senate.
Cheer yourself up with some memes. These memes.
1. Before you get offended, we were all sh*t bags at some point.
Just relax. Breathe — as long as your profile says it’s okay.
2. We can’t have the world blowing up our phone.
3. I got you, fam.
4. Must promote.
5. Gonna fly now. (via Inkfidel)
6. “No one will take care of you like the Corps.”
7. When you don’t give a sh*t about the Air Force in WWI. (via Air Force amn/nco/snco)
8. “Here’s your in-processing checklist”
9. Everything after basic training is a little fuzzy. (via Pop Smoke)
10. The truth hurts pretty darn good.
11. What a joke.
12. No one kneels during this guitar riff.
13. The ultimate “do as I say, not as I do.” (via Decelerate Your Life)
14. Prepare for zero likes. (via Why I’m Not Re-Enlisting)