Watch the women sprint away when you wear our birth control glasses!
Today's special offer is guaranteed to keep women's hands off of you, or your money back.
This guarantee not guaranteed, please don't contact our legal department for more information.
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Military scientists have spent more than a modest amount of brain power trying to figure out why they repel women so effectively when they realized that the answer was literally staring them in the face.
Veteran salesman J.P. Connolly brings you Birth Control Glasses. Watch the women stampede in the opposite direction from your face when you wear this specially designed cranial birth control.
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