Alcohol is a staple of military culture and troops have been consuming it en masse since the first sailor left port for lands unknown. But as times have changed, so, too, have the rules of consumption. Since the good ol' days, the rules for drinking have become much stricter — especially in combat zones. But, that doesn't stop service members from finding a way to get their fix.

Reddit user Lapsed_Pacifist shared a story of how he and his buddies essentially made home brews out of their makeshift barracks room during one of their deployments — violating the UCMJ for a cold one.


If you plan to brew beer out of your barracks room (we don't recommend it), make sure you do plenty of research beforehand and exercise extreme caution — and, of course, don't go telling people we gave you the idea.

It all started when a soldier deployed to Iraq wanted the taste of the sweet nectar known as beer but, of course, couldn't find enough to quench his thirst. He had friends mail him some hoppy, carbonated contraband knowing that not all of the mail coming into base would be checked, and that worked out for a while — but it just wasn't enough.

Of course, no one has control over what someone else sends them... Right?

(U.S. Air Force photo by Airman 1st Class Brian Ferguson)

This soldier had heard tales of another member of his unit stashing brewing equipment in locations throughout another base but, where he was living, obtaining such materials was no easy task. After a discussion with some friends, they decided to risk it all by ordering, directly from Amazon, a home-brewing kit.

After a tense waiting period, their equipment finally arrived and they were able to begin their own underground (and highly illegal) brewing operation.

This is what one of these kits looks like.

(Photo by Coin-Coin)

Now, possessing alcohol in a combat zone violates the Uniformed Code of Military Justice — but it seems like these guys didn't give a flying f*ck. Their goal was to have the sweet taste of alcohol bless their tongues, fill their bloodstreams, and mingle with their livers.

In no time at all, their room began to smell like a chemist's lab and their adventure in illicit alcohol picked up speed.

Don't f*ck with the UCMJ.

(Air Force photo by Senior Airman Naomi Griego)

You see, the home-brewing kit they ordered only could only produce 3 gallons of beer with every fermentation cycle, which took a couple of weeks. They had several months left of their deployment, and they simply couldn't wait that long to drink so little.

So, what did they do? They started fermenting in plastic water bottles. To use a direct quote from the story,

Professional brewers and distillers don't brew or distill in plastic 2-liter water bottles of dubious origin because, in short, they are not f*cking morons.

This is how the professionals do it.

(Photo by Hong Reddot Brewhouse)

Needless to say, their illicit brewing company, referred to as "Riyadh Brewing Corporation, Ltd. (Established 2008)," ended up blowing up in their faces — literally. The plastic bottles couldn't withstand the pressure build-up and they ended up losing more of their stock than they wanted.

Thankfully, they were able to clean up the mess and cover their tracks before anyone too high in their chain of command could find out — and now we have this beautiful story to laugh about.

To read the full story, check it out here.

Cheers!

(U.S. Army photo by Pfc. Evan Loyd)