In a story that was quite literally taken out of the pages of Duffel Blog, a U.S. Army soldier apparently dressed up as a suicide bomber for Halloween, tried to gain access to Fort Bragg, and it didn't go so well.
"Last evening a Soldier attempted to gain access to Fort Bragg through one of our access control points," read a post to the Fort Bragg Facebook page (which has since been removed). "The Soldier was dressed as a suicide bomber with simulated explosive vest."
The page noted that emergency responders had to come on the scene, which included the gate being closed for an extended period of time while explosive ordnance disposal (EOD) personnel cleared the scene.
The incident is still under investigation, according to ABC 11.