Help your “friends” clean up their acts with the Blue Falcon Correctional Kit
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After decades of brown nosing, snitching, and general a$$hole-ishness, military scientists have discovered the secret to stopping the notorious buddy-f***er in his tracks.
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Get yours today! Supplies are limited. (Marines, do not eat the soap.)