Help your “friends” clean up their acts with the Blue Falcon Correctional Kit

Team Mighty
Jun 25, 2018 3:55 PM PDT
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[brid video=”114092″ player=”7965″ title=”Mighty Value Center Blue Falcon Correctional Kit”]Today’s special offer is guaranteed to help all your “friends” get their collective acts together ASAP! Here at the Mighty Value Center, …

Today's special offer is guaranteed to help all your "friends" get their collective acts together ASAP!


Here at the Mighty Value Center, we provide only the best quality, top-of-the-line products developed from extensive research on the front lines and delivered right to your door.

After decades of brown nosing, snitching, and general a$$hole-ishness, military scientists have discovered the secret to stopping the notorious buddy-f***er in his tracks.

Veteran salesman Greg Hahn brings you the Blue Falcon Correction Kit, guaranteed to make your day better (or at least make you feel better) whenever some jerk goes out of his way to make your day worse.

Get yours today! Supplies are limited. (Marines, do not eat the soap.)

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