The 13 funniest military memes for the week of Jun. 10

It’s raining military memes up in here (13 of them, to be exact):

1. That soldier’s face, though:
(via Devil Dog Nation)

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“They’re going to make us take all these apart to clean the holy water out.”

2. Hey, if the purple heart-wearing, Ranger infantry K9 wants to count her deployments in dog years, we recommend you count along (via Military Memes).

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Otherwise, you’ll quickly learn that she doesn’t need four legs when she has all those teeth.

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3. See, even the Joker enjoys mandatory fun day (via The Salty Soldier).

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What could be better than being forced to have fun?

4. That is one disciplined corgi (via Sh-t my LPO says).

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“Choke yourself!”

5. “You forgot your ID card? Hmmm, how can we turn one letter of reprimand into two?”
(via Air Force Nation)

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That security forces airman on the right thinks this is hilarious.

6. She’s apparently grabbing her diploma on her way to the C-17 to deploy (via Pop Smoke).

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“Sorry, guys. Have to go spread democracy. Enjoy college or whatever.”

7. “We swept the whole place out yesterday chief.”
(via Sh-t my LPO says)

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“It was a different broom. That we don’t have right now. Don’t look for it.”

8. Don’t head to the chow hall until you get that beard shaved off (via Military Memes).

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Sergeant major doesn’t care if you just saved the base from attack. Uniforms regulations are uniform regulations.

9. “Wait. Do other colleges exist?”
(via Air Force Memes & Humor)

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“That can’t be right.”

10. The only way the grass will spread and grow is if troops stop walking on it.”
(via The Salty Soldier)

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Or if sergeant major spills your blood all over it.

11. Corpsman porn is exactly what you expect (via Team Non-Rec).

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Why else would they tell you to change socks so often? They just want to watch.

12. “Why yes, I am in the Coast Guard. Why do you ask?”
(via Coast Guard Memes)

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For anyone complaining about Popeye being on a Coast Guard board, just remember that he was a coastie before he was a sailor.

13. Sometimes, it’s possible to “Airborne!” too hard (via Do You Even Airborne, Bro?).

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It’s around the time that you start using bus rides to practice actions inside the aircraft.

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