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This is what happens when your father was your drill instructor's drill instructor

If Marine Corps boot camp is a bitter slice of hell, then drill instructors are the demons who dish it.


Now imagine what basic training would be like if your drill instructor was your father's recruit and knew it. That's exactly what happened to Reddit user hygemaii.

Gunnery Sergeant Shawn D. Angell gently corrects a trainee. (Photo: U.S. Marine Corps)

You'd expect one of two things to happen: you get favorable treatment because your father treated your DI to a rose garden — highly unlikely — or you become your DI's reprisal punching bag for everything your father put him through as a recruit — probably more realistic. Here's how the story played out, according to hygemaii (mildly edited for grammar and curse words):

"My best military story is my own boot camp story. I decided to join the Marine Corps almost on a whim after planning to join the Air Force for most of my senior year in high school.

Related: 5 of the funniest boot camp stories we've ever heard

Same old story of AF recruiters seeming like they didn't give a sh-t about their appearance or job and the Marine recruiter putting out max effort all the time and always being presentable. I was a pretty easy mark for the USMC because my dad was in the USMC; I grew up on bases all over the U.S. until we moved to the little farm town in North Florida where I went to high school.

Since I was 18, I basically did all the paperwork myself, found a job series I liked, signed, the whole nine yards, my dad didn't know anything until I told him I was going to MEPS and joining the Marines. He was overjoyed, obviously. He loved the Corps and regretted getting out after 12 years.

Now the story gets funny. My dad was a drill instructor when he was in the Marines. I remembered living on Parris Island but didn't think much of it. When I got my ship date for boot camp, my dad called some old friends and I ended up in a Company who's First Sergeant was an old friend of my dad's — they served on the drill field together all those years ago. So through some sort of crazy coincidence, I end up in a platoon with a drill instructor who was a recruit under my dad (6-7 years prior to me going to boot camp).

A Drill Instructor whispers loving words of encouragement to Marines who needed some motivation. (U.S. Marine Corps)

I have a very distinct name, and on the second day after we got our real drill instructors, as he was going through roll call, the drill instructor suddenly fell quiet. After a couple of seconds, he said my name, perfectly pronounced, and I knew I was f-cked.

He said "Lastname, I bet there aren't too many Lastnames in the world like that, are there?" Sir, no sir. "Was your daddy a Marine in the 90's Lastname?" Sir, yes sir. "F-cking good, Lastname, good. Get on my quarterdeck now."

I spent the rest of boot camp unable to make myself invisible. It spread from my drill instructor to drill instructors from other platoons, even other Companies. It was f-cking miserable. I felt bad for my rack mate, because at one point for about three days I had to move my entire rack to the quarterdeck and he was just along for the ride, so he caught a lot of it, too.

It made graduating really special, in retrospect, to finally get the kind words from that drill instructor, but man that sucked. I'm pretty sure this entire thing was set up by my dad and his buddy, but they both deny it, and there's no way to prove it.

It was funny seeing my drill instructor stand a little straighter when he saw my dad at graduation."

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