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25 Best military memes of the week

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This week was a good week for demotivating-motivating memes from all over the internet. We have many to get through, feel free to throw one or two into your death-by-PowerPoint presentations about O&D. Here are the 25 best memes to look at on your phone while the boots rearrange the Quadcons.

press the button

Half the time I did not know if it was tinnitus or just the side effects of the Green Weenie.

this suck best military memes

Laugh it up because your leave got denied.

crew of USS Barb

Well, that escalated quickly.

sonar best military memes

Hey Chief, the Captain said SEAL Team 6 has suddenly stopped moving and is floating upwards.

TDY memes

This week has been a flurry of TDY memes floating across all Air Force social media. There are some great photos out there, and some of the best the Air Force has to offer. On the other hand, there are equally the same number of photos going in the opposite direction. Just know that the worst duty station for an airman is like five-star living on a Marine Corps base. Marine Bases are so garbage by comparison that even our ghosts go UA.

LPOs at picnic

When one picks up O-3 and above, they are required to have fun. It is mandatory. Who doesn’t like formations in civilian attire?

recruiting commercials

Recruiting sure has stepped up their game. Back in my day all you had to do was lie about WMDs and the recruiting stations had to essentially turn people away. *Sips tea*

MC Rate

Why red line go down? Make it green and go up.

crab best military memes

Fun fact: Mr. Krabs is an actual Navy veteran. His nickname was “Armor Abs Krabs.” He sailed the high seas on the S.S. Gourmet and the S.S. Diarrhea. Google it. Additionally, his military service also allowed him the opportunity to be a “five-time golden claws winner” in the Navy. He has seen some sh*t.

us space force injury best military memes

I don’t know, it looks like he has full range of movement of those arms.

pee in the cup

Yes, they have to look at it as it is happening. It’s the law. MCO 5300.17 (e)(2) Witness the complete collection process (Marine urinating into the specimen bottle, placing the lid on the bottle, and delivering it to the UPC). The observer must maintain full observation of the specimen bottle while under his cognizance.

new corpsman

Who’s going to tell him that the vein collapsed and now he has to do his other arm.

smoke one blunt meme


spongebob best military memes

This is what happens when you have the Beef Enchilada MRE in the field.

USAF ribbons

Some of these would explain how a Terminal Lance Corporal has a stack bigger than some Staff NCOs.

e5 responsibilities

Ha ha, you got promoted. Sucker.

tdy to keesler

Keesler, the Camp Lejeune of Air Force Bases.

pituffik best military memes

I’m not going to lie, being active duty in the Space Force right now is like the best career move. Billions of dollars and little to no oversight? You can make billets and call them whatever you want. ‘Supreme Commander of the Imperial Freedom Fleet’.

sending tiktok links

Kiss your security clearance 再见

thanks for being patient best military memes

The military has been cancelling careers since before America was even a country.

miller lite best military memes

No. No, DUIs. Happiness secured.

g-shock vs casio

I’m sorry is this meme too boot for me to understand?

battle hymn of the republic best military memes

Press 0 to be transferred to a Gunny going through a messy divorce that will knife hand you through the phone.

mark 14 torpedo best military memes

Proper Prior Planning Prevents P*ss Poor Performance.

piss poor performance best military memes

Over confidence and complacency will kill your career faster than an NJP.