25 Best military memes of the week

This week was a good week for demotivating-motivating memes from all over the internet. We have many to get through, feel free to throw one or two into your death-by-PowerPoint presentations about O&D. Here are the 25 best memes to look at on your phone while the boots rearrange the Quadcons.

Half the time I did not know if it was tinnitus or just the side effects of the Green Weenie.

Laugh it up because your leave got denied.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Hey Chief, the Captain said SEAL Team 6 has suddenly stopped moving and is floating upwards.

This week has been a flurry of TDY memes floating across all Air Force social media. There are some great photos out there, and some of the best the Air Force has to offer. On the other hand, there are equally the same number of photos going in the opposite direction. Just know that the worst duty station for an airman is like five-star living on a Marine Corps base. Marine Bases are so garbage by comparison that even our ghosts go UA.

When one picks up O-3 and above, they are required to have fun. It is mandatory. Who doesn't like formations in civilian attire?

Recruiting sure has stepped up their game. Back in my day all you had to do was lie about WMDs and the recruiting stations had to essentially turn people away. *Sips tea*

Why red line go down? Make it green and go up.

Fun fact: Mr. Krabs is an actual Navy veteran. His nickname was "Armor Abs Krabs." He sailed the high seas on the S.S. Gourmet and the S.S. Diarrhea. Google it. Additionally, his military service also allowed him the opportunity to be a "five-time golden claws winner" in the Navy. He has seen some sh*t.

I don't know, it looks like he has full range of movement of those arms.

Yes, they have to look at it as it is happening. It's the law. MCO 5300.17 (e)(2) Witness the complete collection process (Marine urinating into the specimen bottle, placing the lid on the bottle, and delivering it to the UPC). The observer must maintain full observation of the specimen bottle while under his cognizance.

Who's going to tell him that the vein collapsed and now he has to do his other arm.

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DRINK TOP SHELF BOURBON! Also, drugs are bad.

This is what happens when you have the Beef Enchilada MRE in the field.

Some of these would explain how a Terminal Lance Corporal has a stack bigger than some Staff NCOs.

Ha ha, you got promoted. Sucker.

Keesler, the Camp Lejeune of Air Force Bases.

I'm not going to lie, being active duty in the Space Force right now is like the best career move. Billions of dollars and little to no oversight? You can make billets and call them whatever you want. 'Supreme Commander of the Imperial Freedom Fleet'.

Kiss your security clearance 再见

The military has been cancelling careers since before America was even a country.

No. No, DUIs. Happiness secured.

I'm sorry is this meme too boot for me to understand?

Press 0 to be transferred to a Gunny going through a messy divorce that will knife hand you through the phone.

Proper Prior Planning Prevents P*ss Poor Performance.

Over confidence and complacency will kill your career faster than an NJP.