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7 types of riflemen you'll meet in your first platoon

Considered the backbone of the infantry, the Marine MOS of "0311" has been kicking in the enemy's doors and striking fear into their hearts for decades.


Although the training required by the hardcore occupation is demanding, when you join your first platoon, you'll encounter some of the world's most interesting people.

Here are just a few types of Devil Dog you'll meet.

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1. The one who has something to prove

This guy didn't have the most comfortable time in high school. They probably weren't the star football player or wrestler, but they've got an enormous heart. They joined the Corps to prove something to themselves and those around them.

Deep down, we're all this person.

2. The Marine who wants to make the Corps a career

In the beginning, this Marine doesn't see himself embarking on any other career path. They are hard chargers who believe in the Corps' mission down to their very bones.

This Marine rifleman conducts a training exercise prepping him for deployment.

3. The one who is "testing the waters"

This young stud isn't sure what he or she wants out of life, they just know that they need to move out of their hometown and see what else is out there. The may find themselves during their service — or they may not.

4. The most in-shape Marine ever

This PT guru is always at the gym or running up 5th Marine Regiment's First Sergeant's Hill during their free time. However, they always invite their brothers to join in and continuously motivate everyone to press on.

This Marine almost completes his rep during a single-arm preacher curl at one of the 56 fitness centers the Corps provides.

5. The one who dreams of going to Special Forces

An outstanding, motivated Marine always achieves their goals. Many Marines want to push themselves to find and test their limits. What better way to test your limits than by joining up with MARSOC?

6. The tech genius

This smarty-pants is the one who will surprise you with how intelligent they are outside of work. They might not be able to split an atom or some sh*t, but they might be able to re-hardwire your computer so you can download more porn.

This Marine developed armor with a package of clottings agent and painkillers installed inside the protective shield.

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7. The one with the drunken split personality

This Marine is the most helpful guy in your platoon... when they're sober. But, after a few 6-packs, they become the biggest pricks and damn near intolerable. A lot of these Marines end up getting choked out MCMAP-style just to shut them up.

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