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7 mind-numbing phrases leaders use to seem smarter

Nothing hurts the ears of everyone in the platoon like hearing the same phrase used in countless situations. At points, it seems like entire conversations are geared toward that specific phrase just to make whomever is speaking feel like the smartest person in the room.


Officers, senior enlisted, and even the occasional high-speed specialist who's trying to prove themselves are guilty of using these phrases to feel smarter than the rest.

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7. "I'm basically infantry, so..."

No. No you're not. Unless you're infantry, you're not infantry. Even the famous Marine saying, "Every Marine is a rifleman" has its limits.

You can be a grunt commo guy or whatever and do grunt sh*t, regardless of MOS. You can even have an Infantryman MOS but be POG as f*ck. Use the right terminology if you're trying to seem more badass.

Real infantry don't constantly say they're infantry. They just hang their blue cord off their rear view mirror to remind everyone. (Photo by John Rives, Wikimedia Commons)

6. "Back in my day..."

It's understandable when this phrase comes from the old, salty Sergeant First Class who probably remembers serving with Baron Von Steuben, or even if you're talking with an older vet at some bar.

What really makes people scratch their head is when this line is spoken by the guy who enlisted just a year before them.

How everyone with "Time in Grade" on you feels talking to you. (Image via Reddit)

5. "Make sure to have your battle buddy!"

Sounds likes great advice in a safety brief, but you're basically just saying, "don't do something dumb alone." Whether or not the command team agrees, soldiers are full-grown adults. The young private may not act like it sometimes, but on paper, they're adults.

Not only is the phrase "battle buddy" way too childish and silly, but it's a pain in the ass not being able to leave post without having to call up your "Battle Buddy" to go to Wal-Mart.

Besides, we don't need to be reminded to do dumb sh*t with our bros. We'll do it anyways. (U.S. Air Force photo by Justin Connaher)

4. "However, comma,"

Spoken language is fun. You can up the emphasis wherever you want in a sentence and change the intent entirely.

One of the many benefits is that you don't need to sound out punctuation marks. Commas are a soft pause in the train of thought. You can just as easily just say, 'however' and then wait to get everyone's attention.

And you just fake a laugh when they say it to be funny. via GIPHY

3. "To piggy back off what ___ said..."

Let's be honest. How many times in the history of safety briefs has this phrase ever added new information or completely contradicted what was just said?

Just saying it brings a sense of dread across the faces of the already eager-to-leave soldiers.

I don't even know what the range safety brief is about and I can assume they're given the same speech by the third person. (U.S. Army photo by Sgt. Michael Eaddy)

2. "This is the easiest job you'll ever have!"

Don't get me wrong: Right time, right place, and right uniform is all you need to get a paycheck — but easier than everything else in the civilian world? Are you sure about that? You can misspell names at Starbucks and make a living. You can work a manufacturing gig where you press the same button 500 times a day and make a living. You can even get a job as a beer taster and make a living.

This saying is one part condescending and another part retention conspiracy.

Get paid for what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. (Image via SAYS.com)

1. "It would behoove you..."

Used as an intransitive verb, Dictionary.com describes behoove as "to be worthwhile to, as for personal profit or advantage." Every time it's spouted out, it comes out of the mouth of someone who is swirling a figurative glass of scotch.

So by saying, "it would behoove you to be at formation on time" or whatever, the speaker is being facetious and the throwaway joke get tired quickly, just like every other joke repeated ad nauseam.

Basically. (Image via Reddit)

History

This pilot shot down an enemy fighter at Pearl Harbor in his pajamas

Comfort is important when doing a hard job. If it's hot on the work site, it's important to stay cool. If it's hazardous, proper protection needs to be worn. And comfort is apparently key when the Japanese sneak attack the Navy. Just ask Lt. Phil Rasmussen, who was one of four pilots who managed to get off the ground to fight the Japanese in the air.

Rasmussen, like many other American GIs in Hawaii that day, was still asleep when the Japanese launched the attack at 0755. The Army Air Forces 2nd Lieutenant was still groggy and in his pajamas when the attacking wave of enemy fighters swarmed Wheeler Field and destroyed many of the Army's aircraft on the ground.

Damaged aircraft on Hickam Field, Hawaii, after the surprise Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.

There were still a number of outdated Curtiss P-36A Hawk fighters that were relatively untouched by the attack. Lieutenant Rasmussen strapped on a .45 pistol and ran out to the flightline, still in his pajamas, determined to meet the sucker-punching Japanese onslaught.

By the time the attack ended, Wheeler and Hickam Fields were both devastated. Bellows Field also took a lot of damage, its living quarters, mess halls, and chapels strafed by Japanese Zeros. American troops threw back everything they could muster – from anti-aircraft guns to their sidearms. But Rasmussen and a handful of other daring American pilots managed to get in the air, ready to take the fight right back to Japan in the Hawks if they had to. They took off under fire, but were still airborne.

Pearl Harbor pilots Harry Brown, Phil Rasmussen, Ken Taylor, George Welch, and Lewis Sanders.

They made it as far as Kaneohe Bay.

The four brave pilots were led by radio to Kaneohe, where they engaged 11 enemy fighters in a vicious dogfight. Even in his obsolete old fighter, Rasmussen proved that technology is no match for good ol' martial skills and courage under fire. He managed to shoot down one of the 11, but was double-teamed by two attacking Zeros.

Gunfire and 20mm shells shattered his canopy, destroyed his radio, and took out his hydraulic lines and rudder cables. He was forced out of the fighting, escaping into nearby clouds and making his way back to Wheeler Field. When he landed, he did it without brakes, a rudder, or a tailwheel.

There were 500 bullet holes in the P-36A's fuselage.

Skillz.

Lieutenant Rasmussen earned the Silver Star for his boldness and would survive the war, getting his second kill in 1943. He retired from the U.S. Air Force in 1965, but will live on in the Museum of the United States Air Force, forever immortalized as he hops into an outdated aircraft in his pajamas.

(U.S. Air Force photo)

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