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These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

Aside from the Air Force, the Coast Guard might be the most underrated military branch there is. Somehow, they manage to block out the haters and keep on laughing– mostly at themselves.  From protecting our waters to commandeering drug smuggling turtles, enjoy these hilarious Coast Guard memes about the guardians of our shores.

1. Watching the coast…closely.

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

Expect the unexpected. When the coast starts acting up, you’ll be ready.

2. Life isn’t fair

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

It’s not a competition. It’s not a competition.

3. Whoever said Coast Guard guys are cute…

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

Was 100% right. Where do I sign up?

4. If you like it then you should’ve put on a ring on it. 

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

There are worse lives to lead.

5. Combat training

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

You laugh now, but when the orcas attack, who are you gonna call?

6. On the high seas…

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

Don’t enlist if you don’t like being damp. All the time.

7. Superiority complex much?

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

Those chicken sandwiches are hard to top.

8. Reality check

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

At least they clean up the coast?

9. We’re the oldest 

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

Let’s give them this one thing. Just this one.

10. True champions are in a league of their own.

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

Lapdog not included.

11. We have to hand it to them

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

Not gonna lie, this would definitely upgrade their image.

12. It’s not easy

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

Who’s laughing now, Joe?

13. Just checking!

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

Well, have you?

14. We’re there for you Navy

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

Waves? What waves?

15. Before and after Pearl Harbor

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

We’ve seen some things.

16. Budget cuts be like

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

Frustration is the recipe for innovation, right? Or stupidity. Not sure which.

17. Thanks, Chili’s!

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

It’s tough being a floating billboard.

18. Why…just why?

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

It was such a good role, too.

19. Salvation who, now?

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

They’re just trying to keep you down, Louis. Don’t listen to them. 

20. Sorry man, but we had to do it…

These 20 clever Coast Guard memes will float your boat

*Cough*

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