The 13 funniest military memes of the week

Friday! Just another few hours until that few-hours-long safety brief. In the meantime, check out this memes list.

1. If this happened to you this morning, sorry for bringing it up (via 11 Bravos).

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But hey, “Best job you ever had,” right?

2. When fighter pilots want in on anti-sub missions (via Pop Smoke).

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They better close those canopies before they dive though.

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3. When your selfie game is on point (via Military Memes).

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This is also how F-35 pilots look behind them.

4. Time to see the world (via Military Memes).

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Individual experiences may vary.

5. It’s a hell of an obstacle (via US Army Brotherhood of Tankers).

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Concertina wire: Not even once.

6. EOD doesn’t have time for your “missions.”
(via 11 Bravos).

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They have boss fights to win.

7. Coast Guard finally gets gun-like objects.

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If they play their cards right, they might even get guns.

8. Rack City for rich yuppies (via Sh-T My LPO Says).

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And yes, we know about the Navy spelling on here.

9. Corpsmen just shove hard drugs down your throat (via Navy Memes).

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“Will re-enlist for 800mg.”

10. Remember to line up in the first few ranks so you can take a knee for the whole thing.

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Also, try to smuggle in some knee pads.

11. When ISIS lines up for a parade …
(via Doctrine Man!!)

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… and gets a fireworks show for free.

 12. The music scene in Baghdad has a lot of low notes.

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Still a crowd pleaser though.

13. “Is the grass going to get too long under the snow, staff sergeant?”
(via Arctic Specter)

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Guess who’s about to mop snow from the parking lot?

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