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7 signs you're a Blue Falcon

Everyone knows being a Blue Falcon is bad, but no one believes that they're the blue falcon. Here are 7 indicators that maybe you should start shopping for nests.


1. When someone asks for volunteers, you immediately start thinking of who isn't doing anything.

Look, it's the platoon sergeant's or the chief's job to figure out who is doing what. If they don't have a grip on their troop-to-task, that doesn't make it O.K. for you to start naming who's free for a tasking.

2. You find yourself saying, "Well, so-and-so did it earlier, first sergeant."

Blue falcons have their own barracks.

Keep your mouth shut, snitch. First sergeant doesn't need to know who snuck to the barracks first during those engrossing Powerpoint presentations battalion put together. Let him yell at you until he runs out of steam, then go back to the stupid briefings and suck it up.

3. You make the kind of mistakes that trigger company recalls.

Everyone screws up a few times a year, which is normal. Not everyone screws up so badly that the entire rest of their unit has to come in Saturday morning. Maybe keep your infractions a little more discreet in the future.

Or, make your mistakes epic enough that the unit will enjoy the recall just because they get to hear the story. "Wait, we're here because Schmuckatelli crashed the general's car with the installation command sergeant major's daughter in the front seat? Can I make popcorn before you start, first sergeant?"

4. You frequently hear bus sounds or the words, "Caw! Caw!"

Yeah, your friends are trying to give you a hint, dude. You're throwing people under the bus and then buddy f-cking them as they crawl out.

5. You take too much credit — especially for stuff you didn't do with your own hands.

Always share credit. When you're praised for rifle marksmanship, mention who helped you train. If you perform superbly at the board, mention the guys in your squad who quizzed you.

But, when you weren't there, you shouldn't take any credit. Say who actually did the work. Do not take the recognition, do not take the coin, do not tell stories about it later.

6. You're always the guy that the team or squad leader has to pull aside.

Look, sucking at your job is a version of being the blue falcon. It's not as malicious or direct as being a credit hog or a snitch, but not learning how to fulfill your position in the squad screws everyone else over. Read the manuals, practice the drills, watch the other guys in the squad. Learn your role.

7. Someone sent you this list or tagged you on Facebook in the comments.

Yeah, there's a reason someone thought you, specifically, should read this list. Go back through it with a comb. Read each entry and keep a tally of which apply to you. Then, stop being a blue falcon. Caw caw.

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