18 Best military memes of the week that will keep you awake on duty

Instead of doing your Marine Corps Institute classes, enjoy our best military memes that will keep you awake on duty.
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shaving waiver meme

Call me a nerd if you must, but when I was an E-3 and got stuck as the assistant duty NCO, I did my Marine Corps Institute classes. There are limited options for activities while on duty. I avoided being heckled for my single pizza stain ribbon awarded at boot camp with no real power. When you’re new and at the bottom of the totem pole, all you can do is damage control and not be a rat. What can a single boot do when Alpha company and Bravo company decide to brawl out in the quad? Even the responding MPs got jumped. “Gunnery Sergeant, I swear I didn’t see who hit the cops with a rubber phallus in the mouth and run for the parking lot.”

Enjoy our best military memes that will keep you awake on duty

military memes on duty
“If you’re not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you’ll end up in the Backrooms, where it’s nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in. God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you” – Anonymous

If you noclip into the backrooms while on base the long lost DNCO will make you police call cigarette buds for eternity.

va claims agent

I bet it was an infantryman who started the rumor that you could get a rating for ED just so the VA would have to look at copious amounts of wieners during the draw down.

fat veteran action figure

If God did not want us to be fat, then why did he make food so delicious and gear look so cool? Checkmate.

1st lieutenants

This is what a 1st lieutenant’s boots look like trying to fit in with their enlisted.

adjusting to civilian life meme

At least he’s wearing PPE; give him some slack.

usmc coffin

The top comment was, “I want to get buried in this so the Marine Corps can let me down one last time.”

military finance personnel office

It’s all by design.

plane mechanic

Every MOS has it’s pros and cons. At least as a mechanic, you can earn bank as a contractor when you’re out.

myswap military memes

Okay but what about these other 12 Not Safe For Work websites that comm flagged you for?

dumbest man alive

Just give the people what they want!

shaving waiver military memes

The moment when you find out if doc is your boy or not.

23e7 list

Every single one of you looked.

military memes politics

He’s getting out and has a high-paying gig lined up after his service.

pcsing military memes

Now you can stare out the duty window with a different view.

board system military memes

Look, man, standing next to you is affecting my chances for promotion.

pro super military memes

That is why supervision is the most important step.

stone of shame military memes

Every Senior SNCO in the Air Force right now.