18 Best military memes of the week that will keep you awake on duty

Ruddy Cano
Jun 23, 2023 9:50 AM PDT
2 minute read
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Instead of doing your Marine Corps Institute classes, enjoy our best military memes that will keep you awake on duty.

Call me a nerd if you must, but when I was an E-3 and got stuck as the assistant duty NCO, I did my Marine Corps Institute classes. There are limited options for activities while on duty. I avoided being heckled for my single pizza stain ribbon awarded at boot camp with no real power. When you're new and at the bottom of the totem pole, all you can do is damage control and not be a rat. What can a single boot do when Alpha company and Bravo company decide to brawl out in the quad? Even the responding MPs got jumped. "Gunnery Sergeant, I swear I didn't see who hit the cops with a rubber phallus in the mouth and run for the parking lot."

Enjoy our best military memes that will keep you awake on duty

"If you're not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in. God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you" - Anonymous

If you noclip into the backrooms while on base the long lost DNCO will make you police call cigarette buds for eternity.

I bet it was an infantryman who started the rumor that you could get a rating for ED just so the VA would have to look at copious amounts of wieners during the draw down.

If God did not want us to be fat, then why did he make food so delicious and gear look so cool? Checkmate.

This is what a 1st lieutenant's boots look like trying to fit in with their enlisted.

At least he's wearing PPE; give him some slack.

The top comment was, "I want to get buried in this so the Marine Corps can let me down one last time."

It's all by design.

Every MOS has it's pros and cons. At least as a mechanic, you can earn bank as a contractor when you're out.

Okay but what about these other 12 Not Safe For Work websites that comm flagged you for?

Just give the people what they want!

The moment when you find out if doc is your boy or not.

Every single one of you looked.

He's getting out and has a high-paying gig lined up after his service.

Now you can stare out the duty window with a different view.

Look, man, standing next to you is affecting my chances for promotion.

That is why supervision is the most important step.

Every Senior SNCO in the Air Force right now.


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