7 ways police officers have fun on the job
Our men and women in blue are just like our men and women in green. They both hold very serious jobs that come with an often misunderstood lifestyle. The similarities don't end there; police officers have pretty much the same sense of humor as troops, too.
Trust me, police officers don't join the force with high aspirations of sitting on the side of the road to passively deter people from speeding. They definitely don't get joy out of writing tickets for folks they catch going three miles per hour over the limit. No, most cops want to get out there and make a difference in their communities.
This sentiment is mirrored by the troops that enlist as infantrymen and end up spending most of their deployment sweeping sand off sandbags or scrubbing d*ck doodles off porta-john walls. Neither troops nor police officers sign up for monotony, but it finds a way in nonetheless.
So, how do cops deal with the daily grind? In the exact same way that troops do. They mess around with each other while between missions. The moments police officers spend sitting around with their partner, waiting for their next call, is often filled with comedy gold.
If you can't laugh at yourself... am I right?
(Bath Township Police Department)
Showing their lighter sides to the community
Nobody hates bad cops more than the astronomical amount of good cops. Their entire livelihood depends on maintaining a mutual trust between themselves and the people they've sworn to protect. When one as*hole goes off the rails and does something stupid, it distorts their image in the eyes of the people. They can't effectively serve and protect the people with a tarnished reputation.
Police officers can't be everywhere at once. They rely on that mutual trust so the people can tell them when and where they're needed most. So, officers will often bend over backwards to prove to the people that their trust isn't misplaced. Good officers will often show their lighter side — even if that means playing sports with kids or letting themselves be the butt of a joke.
Dancing in traffic
Think of the most mind-numbing detail in the military. That's the police equivalent of being the dude who stands in traffic just waving people on. So, instead of just pointing and waving at lanes of traffic, some cops will make it fun and dance along to the music in their head.
It sounds like that scene in The Other Guys, but when traffic cops are faced with the choice of either embracing the silliness of directing traffic or going insane, most pick the former.
Cops take National Doughnut Day very seriously.
Going all in on the doughnut jokes
Who doesn't love doughnuts? That sweet, soft bread with a sugary glaze can be eaten whenever, wherever. It's the perfect sweet treat to perk you up after a long day. Police officers, however, have been stuck with the stereotype of being doughnut-obsessed, like Officer Wiggum from The Simpsons.
Since it's a lighthearted joke at their expense — that often leads to getting free boxes of doughnuts from local shops — they go all in. And can you blame them? If someone made a joke about troops drinking too much beer and it lead to people giving beer away, you know troops would have fun with it, too.
Cops really don't like being the asshole in the situation unless they have to.
Having fun with "teaching moments"
If you ask nearly any police officer what their favorite cop movie is and why, nine times out of ten, it's going to be Hot Fuzz — mostly because it nails the stupid amount of paperwork required by the job.
If a cop stops you for something minor, you might get lucky and get off with a warning. They're probably not doing it out of the goodness in their hearts, though. It's more likely because issuing that fine involves a lot of paperwork on their end. In some cases, it's more effective to just tell you why speeding on streets where kids often play is a bad idea.
This is great on so many levels. The officers get less paperwork, the citizen doesn't have to pay money for doing something stupid, and the cop gets to call you out for being an idiot.
Sheesh, can't an officer just eat?
Trolling people on Waze
Waze is a real-time navigation app that allows users to report things like traffic jams, accidents, and even "hidden police." The intent here is to let people who may be speeding know that there's a cop nearby — ready to pull them over. Most of the times, however, the cop isn't trying to hide. They're just parked there, filling out paperwork or enjoying their lunch break.
Users are able to comment on any reports made — and cops get in on the action, too.
Participating in the Lip Sync challenge
The law enforcement community is not immune to social media trends. Right now, the lip sync challenge is the hot-ticket item and entire departments are uploading their videos to YouTube and Facebook for the world to see.
Typically, the videos feature macho officers pretending to sing along with some female pop singer. Sometimes you'll see two cops singing show tunes to one another. Occasionally, you'll get some officers who have a little too much fun with it...
And that's just from dispatch. Chances are they've well-crafted a response to the same four jokes they always hear.
Messing with suspects
The biggest perk of being a police officer is that sweet, sweet moment of catching the bad guy. The world is made a little bit better, the paperwork is worth the result, and the officers can enjoy that brilliant moment where they can finally tell the perpetrator that they f*cked up.
Remember, cops spend their entire careers dealing with people who think they can out sh*ttalk them. Needless to say, they've got practice in throwing that shade right back.