Next week is the Fourth of July and there's countless celebrations planned all around the country. Of course, there's the fireworks and the air shows, but we can't forget about all the military parades. Speaking from personal experience, military parades for the general public are the worst.
You get there five hours in advance and your NCO is hounding you not to even make the slightest wrong move. Then when you're actually marching in formation through the designated route, there's always going to be those people in the crowds that try to jump to the "join" the formation.
I get it, if it's a kid - I'll smile down at them, tell them they're getting it (regardless if they are or not) and keep moving. My problem is when the douche bag bros hop in the back and say some sh*t like "I'm just like you guys!" If this was just a one time thing, I would chalk it up as a bad encounter. But this happened three different times to me outside two different Army posts.
Anyways, here's some memes while I wrap myself in my DD-214 blanket to forget about douchey civilians.