All the best military memes, distilled down to these 13 funniest.
1. Hey, a lightning strike would probably get you a decent profile for a few days, as well (via The Salty Soldier).
![](https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17281907/origin.jpg?strip=all&quality=95)
2. Spraying each other with the hose isn’t funny when the pressure could tear a hole in the MOPP gear (via Military Memes).
![](https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17274564/origin.jpg?strip=all&quality=95)
3. Why no American allies like American MREs:
(via Australian Warfighters)
![](https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17274566/origin.jpg?strip=all&quality=95)
SEE ALSO: The US Navy strikes back after dodging rebel missiles off of Yemen
4. $15 isn’t bad for custom food in the field (via Military Memes).
![](https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17302820/origin.jpg?strip=all&quality=95)
5. “Sir, we’re definitely walking in circles. That guy who keeps turning around ahead of us? That’s our rear security.”
(via Military Memes)
![](https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17274568/origin.jpg?strip=all&quality=95)
6. Gotta keep those buoys Semper Paratus:
(via Coast Guard Memes)
![](https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17302821/origin.jpg?strip=all&quality=95)
7. You’ll never escape. There aren’t even any discharge papers in that maze (via Military Memes).
![](https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17302822/origin.jpg?strip=all&quality=95)
8. “Wouldn’t it be great if there were an animal patrolling with us whose primary skill is puking hairballs and showing off its butt?”
(via Military Memes)
![](https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17274565/origin.jpg?strip=all&quality=95)
9. Everyone’s greatest hope during firewatch is that the drill instructor would talk to the other guard (via Team Non-Rec).
![](https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17274569/origin.jpg?strip=all&quality=95)
10. He’s going to spend hours pointing out everything you did wrong (via The Salty Soldier).
![](https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17302823/origin.jpg?strip=all&quality=95)
11. Soldiers will make fun of you for being weak and coddled …
(via The Salty Soldier)
![](https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17302824/origin.jpg?strip=all&quality=95)
12. The best part is that first formation isn’t until 0500 (via The Salty Soldier).
![](https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17302825/origin.jpg?strip=all&quality=95)
13. Just. Make. It. Stop. (via The Salty Soldier)
![](https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17302826/origin.jpg?strip=all&quality=95)