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4 reasons why Doug Masters is a better fighter pilot than Maverick

Okay, with the news that a "Top Gun" sequel is in the works, it looks like Pete Mitchell is gonna be back on screen. With three kills, he may think he's all that, but is he?


Well, Doug Masters, the hero of "Iron Eagle", may have a few things to say about why he's a better fighter pilot than Maverick.

Here is a piece of trivia: "Iron Eagle" actually came out four months before "Top Gun" did. It had Louis Gossett Jr. in the role of Colonel "Chappy" Sinclair, and Robbie Rist (notorious as Cousin Oliver in the original "Brady Bunch" series, and "Doctor Zee" in the original Battlestar Galactica) in a small supporting role.

Maverick may have gotten Jester, but Doug Masters would be far more challenging. (Paramount)

1. Doug Masters is a multi-threat pilot

Let's face it, when their movies came out, the F-14 Tomcat did one thing – air-to-air combat – and has one of the best suites for that, including the AIM-54 Phoenix missile, the AWG-9 radar, and a lot of maneuverability and performance.

On the other hand, Doug Masters didn't just handle the air-to-air threats. He also killed ground targets. In the movie, he and Chappy Sinclair combined to shoot up two airfields, four anti-aircraft guns, a pair of SAM launchers, and an oil refinery.

Heck, he even fired an AGM-65 Maverick missile while still on the ground to complete the rescue of his dad.

Sorry, Mav, but Doug wins this one.

A tower goes up during the attack on Il Kareem in Iron Eagle. (Youtube screenshot)

2. Doug rigged a cool sound system for his jet

Doug Masters also figure out a way to play some tunes while flying his jet. So when he and Chappy Sinclair blew that first airfield out of commission, they did it to the tune of Queen's "One Vision." Then, he shoots up another airfield to "Gimme Some Lovin'."

C'mon, at a minimum, Doug gets style points, right?

3. Doug used his cannon

In the last dogfight of "Top Gun," Maverick forgot that his Tomcat was equipped with a M61 Vulcan cannon. Note, this could have been very useful at some points of the engagement – like when Iceman had that MiG on his tail.

Doug Masters, on the other hand, was a dead-eye with his cannon. We all know that gun kills are the best kills, right?

U.S. Navy sailors load a M61A1 20mm Cannon Gatling Gun in a Grumman F-14B "Tomcat," assigned to the "Jolly Rogers" of Fighter Squadron 103 (VF-103). Maverick didn't even use his cannon during his dogfight. (U.S. Navy photo)

4. Doug had the higher air-to-air score

Maverick has three confirmed "Mig-28" kills. Not bad, especially since he used four missile shots to get that.

Here is what Doug Masters shot down: Four MiGs and two choppers. Add to that the multiple SAM launchers and ack-ack guns. Don't forget the other ground targets as well, even if he shared the first airfield with Chappy Sinclair.

So, Maverick loses this fight. It also means that Doug Masters is the one who gets to buzz the tower in celebration.
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