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3 reasons you're too much of a wuss to join this chick's gym


Military Muscle Gym (MMG) is located in Davie, FL, near Tampa.

You might recognize Kelsey De Santis as the Marine Corps martial arts chick who invited Justin Timberlake to her Marine Corps Birthday Ball, but did you know she also owns a gym in Florida?

Military Muscle Gym is located in Davie, near Miami, and boasts workouts that look a lot like a combination of Cross Fit and the Marine Corps Martial Arts Program with a little bit of boot camp sprinkled in.

And it's too badass for you.

Why? I'm glad you asked:

1: It's the Marine Corps and if you're not a Marine, you're probably going to break yourself. De Santis started the gym with three other Marines, two of whom are former infantrymen and one a former artilleryman. Their PT game is stronger than yours. Of course, you could try to prove me wrong here, in which case...

2: You might cry when the Marines wandering around the gym walk up behind you and "motivate" you to work harder. In fact, if you're not crying by the end of your workout, you're going to cry the next day when you wake up sore as hell.

3. You don't want to get beat by a girl, and Kelsey is as hardcore as they come. Check out the video below, or the Facebook page for more info and pictures on what exactly is happening at Military Muscle Gym, and you'll see just how awesome she is. Of course, if you do end up going, it doesn't break you, you don't cry, and you don't mind being out performed by a girl, the teamwork might be a challenge.

Think you have what it takes to take on Military Muscle? Go try it out, and let us know what you think.