5 reasons why the Volunteer Service Medal is the most ridiculous medal
The awards that decorate a troop's dress uniform have meaning. If a troop does something extraordinary, there are plenty of awards they might earn, depending on the specific heroics. There are medals for more mundane actions, as well. If they serve at a specific location, like going overseas or even to Antarctica, in support of a military campaign, they're likely to earn a medal. Enlisting at a certain time during conflict adds the National Defense Service Medal to your ribbons rack. However, there's one award that sticks out as ridiculous — the Military Outstanding Volunteer Service Medal (MOVSM).
All that's required by this medal is that a troop (active duty, reserve, or national guard) performs a substantial volunteer service to the local community. The idea behind establishing the award in 1993 was to incentivize troops to do great deeds that would reflect highly on military service. In reality, it's often seen as just another box to check.
We're not disparaging charitable action, especially when it shines a good light on military service, but here's why the award itself is silly.
5. The Humanitarian Service Medal already exists
The Humanitarian Service Medal is given to troops who participate in acts like disaster relief or the evacuation of refugees from a hostile area. The difference between this medal and the MOVSM is that this one is earned while on duty.
The HSM goes to the troops who were sent, let's say, to New Jersey in the wake of Hurricane Sandy. The MOVSM, however, might go to the troop who helped put together a few potluck dinners. Both are the reward for doing a good deed but, according to the military, both nearly as prestigious as the other...
...which leads troops to not care about helping. (Image via GIPHY)
4. The criteria for earning one is vague
Every other award has clean-cut requirements. Have you been to this location or not? How does this act of heroism compare to other selfless acts? Were you able to be a good troop for three years
or at least not get caught? This medal is an exception.
If a troop spends every weekend for a decade helping train the Boy Scouts, that's a Volunteer Service Medal. If a troop says, "yeah, I got time. I can help you with that." That act might be just as worthy, according to the nebulous criteria.
Basically... (Image via GIPHY)
3. Standards range from impossible to non-existent
Many units see this award as ridiculous and put unreasonable restrictions on it. According to Army Regulation 600-8-22, to earn the MOVSM, one must exceed 3 years and/or 500 hours of service. Many times, a unit will ask for a proof-of-hours sheet that highlights how each of those hours was spent.
On the other side of the coin, the only definitive requirement — as outlined by the DoD — is that the good deed has tangible results and is not a single act. Many troops can tell you that they've earned this act simply by preparing and then attending a charity event. Boom. Instant award. Meanwhile, the Soldier who became his son's Scout Leader has two years, 11 months, and three weeks to go to earn the same accolade.
Chances are that it'll still get denied. (Image via GIPHY)
2. There's no citation
The Military Outstanding Volunteer Service Medal is still a service medal. The award gets put in and, if it's approved, the troop receives it. A commendation medal, on the other hand, is reflective of a specific, heroic action.
Technically speaking, there doesn't need to be a formation and award ceremony for a MOVSM. The troop should just add it to their record and move on.
No need to waste everyone's time with a BS award. (Image via GIPHY)
1. You can do the paperwork yourself and not need proof
By now, you're probably already thinking about this point. If all that's required is an hours sheet, how can you make sure a troop actually did what they claim? You can't, really.
Troops who make a habit of volunteering, time and time again, over the course of three years are clearly not doing it for a single award worth five promotion points. They genuinely care. The guy who put on a couple of community potlucks doesn't care about the volunteer service — they're in it for the pat on the back.
Without a uniform standard on how to earn one, the award means almost nothing.
You don't need to confess. Just know if you lied to get one, you suck. (Image via GIPHY)