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The 13 funniest military memes of the week

Another week down, another 13 memes to get you to Libo brief.


1. Salute what now?

(via Sh-t my LPO Says)

Since they're facing four different directions, there's still something wrong.

2. And people say Marines aren't romantic (via Military Memes).

It's really just that they're in love with different things.

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3. Nothing like a little stroll before flight ops . . . (via Sh-t my LPO Says).

Straight lines go faster.

4. When civilians stage military photos (via Coast Guard Memes).

"Chief, I'm requesting permission to speak to the commander." "Let me spin my chair around real fast."

5. When you realize enlisting is not like being a character in a video game (via Air Force Nation).

"If I could just get +4 to strength, I could pass a PT test."

6. When Coast Guard wants to dance but the party is in international waters (via Coast Guard Memes).

7. Nothing like a corrosion control shop with a sense of humor (via Air Force Nation).

Warning: Right after the pilot freaks, the maintenance chief might lose his sh-t.

8. Why 0331s and 11Bs have to be supervised (via Pop Smoke).

Luckily, grunts are also very accomplished cleaners.

9. The CO doesn't get lost during field exercises ...

(via Sh-t my LPO Says)

... he led you to that diner on purpose.

10. The Navy has been building an corps of elite sailors capable of the most challenging missions (via Sh-t my LPO Says).

That little ribbon is a mark of excellence.

11. Don't worry Active duty, the reserves are ready to back you up (via Military Memes).

They've got your uniforms mostly right and they'll start studying tactics once deer season is over.

12. The guys with the missiles need to be properly supervised (via Air Force Nation).

One bender could really mess everything up.

13. Your new lieutenant is an expert (via Pop Smoke).

We're just not sure in what.

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