Best military memes of the week to laugh at during white space training

It's that magical time again. Children are banished back into the classrooms, boot drops hit the fleet, and libo is secured. Also, pumpkin spice is in season. Regardless of which version of death by PowerPoint-hell you're experiencing for your annual training, you can always count on a boot to get chewed out to break up the monotony. So while your new guys are staring intently at the slides that haven't changed since the surge, you can spend it here with us and our collection of memes from the internet about how much worse it could get.

Can't raise your hand if you're on light duty, sir.

I put your enlisted problems into the bar up here, and it says, "You may have connectivity issues."

It's like that in the civilian world too. We got a White House Staffer in the making over here.

But SSGT, it's got what plants crave.

Marines: You mean I can die and go to Valhalla?
Marine Corps: Valhalla is not real, and the possibility of dying is very real.
Marines: Stop; you don't have to sell it to me.

I bet you he did not even change his socks.

The disappointment in your tone is like a thousand knife hands to my heart.

War never changes.

It gets even sadder when you find out Marines get cycled in and out of Korea, and you still haven't been.

Yes, the floor is made of floor.

That's the "or accounted for" part of reporting in is for. He is not here and I know he's over there.

I am very proud of Commandant Mashed Potatoes.

Yeah, yeah, reenlist, too while you're at it.

If ThE mIliTArY WoUlD hAvE wAnTeD yOu To HaVe A wIfE tHeY WoUlD HaVe IsSuEd YoU OnE.

I found the new Presidential Candidate.