Don’t worry, first sergeant won’t walk up behind you while you’re reading these. He’s too busy practicing his safety brief.
1. There are some simple pleasures in life. (via Sh-t My LPO Says)
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2. Good Marines make sure they’re on the same page as first sergeant.
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3. If you wanted good food, you should’ve joined the Air Force.
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4. Gonna need a new nickname for the Chair Force.
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5. Before you enlist, tell all the girls how awesome you’ll be.
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6. Oprah shows her support for the military branches.
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7. When your buddies post photos from paintball. (via Military Memes)
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8. Navy medicine is no more advanced than the other branches. (via Sh-t My LPO Says)
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9. The Navy is the only branch that worries about Operational Publicity.
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10. Army aviation is gunning for some of that sweet naval action.
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11. “Wait, Army runs how many times per week?”
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12. The life of a platoon sergeant.
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13. Alright, it’s Friday. Let’s get out of here.
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