Best military memes of the week to laugh at while commanding police call

Everybody loses gear at some point. While it is rare, we're able to retrace our steps quickly enough we can recover the gear before anyone with BAH notices. One time we had to comb the desert because a doc lost his NVGs. When someone's lost their gear and now you have company-sized element searching for government property just know it means loss of rank. If found, the consequences may just be some extra duty and some hazing training. If not, well, let me put it this way: it's more embarrassing in an infantry battalion getting NJP'd for losing gear than losing control of your bowels in the middle of a change of command ceremony. This begs the question, what happens when the government loses an entire F-35? That's right, police call. So, line your FNGs shoulder to shoulder and yell 'step' while laughing at our list of best military memes of the week.

If it's dumb and it works, it's not dumb.

Ribbon chasing in the Marines has a very negative connotation. It's seen as a character flaw, like you would risk lives for a piece of fabric. The Corps would risk me 10/10 times, so take that with a grain of salt. In my opinion, chase the ribbons. Except the Combat Action Ribbon. That's the only one where I would agree with Marine culture that you should not chase it. But a NAM because we stayed late for two weeks un-cluster-F-ing a warehouse and readiness has improved significantly? Yeah, hand it over.

The issue here is that you're not including any crayons, thus making this meal unbalanced.

You should see the top list of memes I'm not allowed to show you.

It's like America but south!

"If it is a DUI, you're staying in there".

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

Did you know the most dangerous part of a mountain climb is going down?

Chaps is the MVP.

It got towed.

That's because you have happy Marines with free time and also why it is important to shut that down immediately.

That thump was your rifle and heart hitting the dead. Follow it.

Now breath peacefully! RELAX! NOW!