Bravo Zulu to all of servicemen and women down in the areas affected by Hurricane Harvey. You guys are the light in this sh*tty moment. You deserve a beer.
Oh yeah… And there’s North Korea. There’s still the same douchebags screaming the same stupid rhetoric for the last 50 years.
#13: They also set up a canopy.
#12: It’s all fun and games until Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club came in.
#11: When and why did we stop using the phrase “BOHICA?”
#10: What? Did you think your enlistment was just about saving drunk boaters and going to festivals?
#9: “You think you and your boys were ride or die? My bros proved it.”
#8: We get it, dude. Your “totally knocking out the drill if he got in your face” is the reason you didn’t enlist.
#7: “You know what would cheer the single, lower enlisted troops up? An FRG Meeting.” -Said every CO ever.
#6: The alcohol makes up 75% of that sadness.
#5: Remember – Scoring 181 or higher with at least 60 points in each event during the APFT is technically “exceeding the standard.”
#4: Nothing works better than telling her that she’s better than a laptop in a 120° Porta-John.
#3: Maybe if we send her more troops, she’ll forget we were eyeing another conflict.
#2: If he completes his purpose, he’ll also cease to exist.
#1: You might be stacked, but do your medals go all the way to your pants?