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8 reasons Marines hate on the Navy

The Navy and Marines spend a lot of time together for obvious reasons. Like anyone you spend too much time with, they start to get on each others' nerves.


How, you might ask?

Only in the Navy! (Image via GIPHY)

Related: 6 reasons why Marines hate on the Air Force

8. Discipline.

When it comes to discipline, Marines are top tier. The Navy can learn a lot from Marines and have plenty of opportunities to do so while on a ship. Unfortunately for sailors, the kind of discipline Marines have is learned during their boot camp, which is actually hard.

7. Camouflage uniforms.

We get it, you're sailors. Your camouflage blends in with water – but that's the problem. I've seen those coveralls you wear on a ship, so I understand you don't wear the blue digitals when you're underway, but those coveralls are blue, too. What are you going to do when someone falls off the ship at night?

There are blue coveralls, then there's freakin' blue. Good luck getting spotted at night while you're drowning in the ocean.

6. Funding.

It's no secret the Marines get the scraps from the Department of Navy's funds (don't get me started on that). The Navy likely needs it for those big-ass boats. But how many of those mugs in the wardroom were purchased with government money?

Come on, now.

5. Marines are a department of the Navy.

Yeah, I'm getting started on that. Everyone already knows we're the men's department. We use your boats to get around on deployments, but beyond that, our relationship isn't all that special.

You're like that weird relative that always brings up unnecessary politics at Thanksgiving dinner.

4. "Ship tax."

We understand that everyone living on a ship is subject to the "ship tax." For anyone who doesn't know, it's basically where everyone pays a toll to the captain. A sailor or Marine must perform a special duty on the ship.

This usually devolves into Marines working in the trash room with the Navy's "special" sailors.

3. Ranks and rates.

When I first joined the Marine Corps, I thought I had a grasp of the Navy's ranks. I knew it would hold some importance during my time, but I was sadly mistaken.

When I got to the Fleet Marine Force, I learned that the Navy also had rates which are specific to their job. Long story short, it's just too confusing for Marines.

We get you're a petty officer, but does that symbol mean?

2. Deployments

Navy deployments are frequent — just like that annoying ex — and more frequent than Marine deployments. Sure, Marines have to do all that pre-deployment combat training, but this Infantry Marine would have enjoyed more deployments.

Spread the love, guys.

1. The Navy is our closest sibling

The relationship between the branches of the armed forces is unique, but the relationship between the Navy and Marine Corps is one of a kind.

As long as both have existed, they've been working symbiotically with each other. Marines are amphibious, so they need the Navy's ships to get around. But at the end of the day, it's a sibling rivalry.

Just like brothers, we give each other crap for everything.

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