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The 5 most humiliating defeats in military history

The 5 most humiliating defeats in military history

By Blake Stilwell

9 most irritating things vets hear when they head off to college

9 most irritating things vets hear when they head off to college

By Eric Milzarski

6 reasons why no one likes the most ‘moto’ guy in the platoon

6 reasons why no one likes the most ‘moto’ guy in the platoon

By Eric Milzarski

6 activities in the infantry that are more common than combat

6 activities in the infantry that are more common than combat

8 things a boot lieutenant should never say

8 things a boot lieutenant should never say

By Tim Kirkpatrick

5 of the sneakiest ways people try to fool the front gate MPs

5 of the sneakiest ways people try to fool the front gate MPs

6 reasons why it would suck to be a Stormtrooper in Star Wars

6 reasons why it would suck to be a Stormtrooper in Star Wars

By Eric Milzarski

This is why silkies are banned on Camp Lejeune

This is why silkies are banned on Camp Lejeune

7 tattoos that boots get on their first free weekend

7 tattoos that boots get on their first free weekend

By Eric Milzarski

5 of the stupidest diseases you can develop at the gym

5 of the stupidest diseases you can develop at the gym

By Tim Kirkpatrick

team leader prank

5 ways to prank your team leader

6 reasons ‘Full Metal Jacket’ should have been about Animal Mother

By Tim Kirkpatrick

Viking raiders gave each other these hilarious nicknames

Viking raiders gave each other these hilarious nicknames

By Blake Stilwell

air force meals ready-to-eat

The best of the military’s Meal Ready-To-Eat

7 military nicknames that are definitely not compliments

7 military nicknames that are definitely not compliments

By Eric Milzarski

The Army declassified how the PT belt works (and it’s amazing)

The Army declassified how the PT belt works (and it’s amazing)

11 things you should send the FNG to find

11 things you should send the FNG to find

By Eric Milzarski

7 Types of ‘Carl’ that every unit has to deal with

7 Types of ‘Carl’ that every unit has to deal with

7 things that need to be in your veteran starter kit

7 things that need to be in your veteran starter kit

By Tim Kirkpatrick

The hater’s guide to the US Marine Corps

The hater’s guide to the US Marine Corps

6 comfort zones you’ll learn to break out of in the military

6 comfort zones you’ll learn to break out of in the military

By Eric Milzarski

military leadership

The 5 best military leadership one-liners

By Uncle Walkie

5 worst times when troops have to hurry up and wait

5 worst times when troops have to hurry up and wait

By Eric Milzarski

Photos of US military legends with their hands in their pockets

Photos of US military legends with their hands in their pockets

By Blake Stilwell

7 life events inappropriately described using military lingo

7 life events inappropriately described using military lingo

drill instructor

The legend of the Double Rats Racket of Marine Corps Recruiting Depot, Parris Island

marine drill instructor running

7 things you’ll never hear a Marine drill instructor say

By Tim Kirkpatrick

4 unusual tasks Corpsmen do that their recruiters left out

By Tim Kirkpatrick

Marine Corps boot camp

8 types of recruits you’ll meet in Marine Corps boot camp

military parodies

Top 4 military parodies you have not seen

8 examples of the military’s dark humor

8 examples of the military’s dark humor

By Orvelin Valle

troops after deployment

7 dumb things troops do the first week home after a deployment

By Eric Milzarski

veteran in civilian world

7 military things that somehow get you fired in the civilian world

By Eric Milzarski

5 hints that your deployment is about to get extended

By Eric Milzarski

5 terribly hilarious gifts to scuff up a basic trainee

By Eric Milzarski

This awesome sea story explains why blue falcons get absolutely no love

This awesome sea story explains why blue falcons get absolutely no love

By Orvelin Valle

Two armed men are positioned in front of a white SUV with black racing stripes on a dirt road in a barren landscape. The man on the left is crouching, wearing a gas mask, camouflage jacket with white stripes on the sleeves, and black pants. The man on the right is standing, dressed in a sleeveless striped shirt, tactical vest, black pants with knee pads, a bucket hat, and a face covering, holding a rifle.

4 tips for taking care of your Pet Russian

thank you for your service

You really want to thank me for my service? Here’s how

By Uncle Walkie

A person dressed in a Sailor Moon costume with a blonde wig styled in two buns and long braids, wearing a pink and white sailor outfit with a blue collar and a yellow bow. The background features various anime posters and artwork on the walls.

How to spot a ‘weeaboo’ in your platoon and stop it from reproducing

A soldier in camouflage uniform and helmet is shouting into a handheld radio. The soldier wears protective goggles and gloves, with ammunition and gear attached to the vest. A rifle with a mounted grenade launcher is slung over the soldier's shoulder. The name "MACDONALD" is visible on the uniform. The background is an outdoor setting with blurred trees and a wall.

9 military terms that will make you sound crazy around civilians

The top 8 ways to throw an epic barracks party

The top 8 ways to throw an epic barracks party

By Tim Kirkpatrick

5 awful military haircuts that would fail inspection

5 awful military haircuts that would fail inspection

By Tim Kirkpatrick

7 tips for getting away with fraternization

7 tips for getting away with fraternization

By Shannon Corbeil

6 military scents that would make terrible scented candles

6 military scents that would make terrible scented candles

By Eric Milzarski

9 epic ways you can troll your radio guy

9 epic ways you can troll your radio guy

By Eric Milzarski

4 of the funniest boot camp stories we’ve ever heard

4 of the funniest boot camp stories we’ve ever heard

By Orvelin Valle

A group of seven soldiers in camouflage uniforms and tactical gear are walking on a gravel path surrounded by greenery. Two soldiers in the center are carrying another soldier by his boots and shoulders. All soldiers are wearing helmets and sunglasses, and most are holding rifles. The scene appears to be a military training or exercise in a wooded area.

7 of the most irritating troops to have in your squad

By Eric Milzarski

5 fairy tales as told by your platoon sergeant

5 fairy tales as told by your platoon sergeant

7 best viral videos from troops overseas

7 best viral videos from troops overseas

6 dumb things I thought I knew about the military before joining

6 dumb things I thought I knew about the military before joining

By Blake Stilwell

8 ways to kill time during ‘hurry up and wait’

8 ways to kill time during ‘hurry up and wait’

8 advantages of having Marine veterans as friends

8 advantages of having Marine veterans as friends

The 6 greatest celebrity foreign policy gaffes in the last 50 years

The 6 greatest celebrity foreign policy gaffes in the last 50 years

Soldiers talking. Military lingo is a tradition

Strange military lingo from back in the day

By Bethaney Phillips

A person in a U.S. Army camouflage uniform is holding a book with an orange cover featuring an illustration of Harry Potter. The book title and text are in Arabic script. The person is wearing a gold ring on their left hand.

If military branches were Harry Potter houses

By Brittany Sulc

10 reasons why it’s so hard to impress infantrymen

10 reasons why it’s so hard to impress infantrymen

ugly battleship

5 of the ugliest battleships ever floated

By Harold C. Hutchison

A group of soldiers in military uniforms and helmets are working together to lift and assemble a large metal frame structure on a gravel surface. In the foreground, there is a tan container with "USAF LANS007" written on it. The background shows more metal poles and a concrete wall. The sky is overcast or hazy.

23 ridiculously long military acronyms (and what they mean)

By Mike Dowling

6 ways troops act American AF while stationed overseas

6 ways troops act American AF while stationed overseas

By Eric Milzarski

This 1970 training video shows how the Army used to be like ‘Mad Men’

This 1970 training video shows how the Army used to be like ‘Mad Men’

7 helpful habits that veterans forget

7 helpful habits that veterans forget

By Eric Milzarski

How Pepsi became the 6th largest military in the world

How Pepsi became the 6th largest military in the world

By Tim Kirkpatrick

20 stupid questions about the Coast Guard

20 stupid questions about the Coast Guard

By Orvelin Valle

6 things in video games that work nothing like real combat

6 things in video games that work nothing like real combat

By Eric Milzarski